there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
Yeah this definitely deserves a place on my blog
im so glad I woke up this morining
I interrupt your scrolling with a picture of John Barrowman with puppies!
there is nothing in this pic I don’t like
*dies from cuteness*
today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY
and then they left and we fucking wailed like children
There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are.
Remus Lupin + smiling
↳asked by plainlikewaterorlikerain
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD
Sun and Moon
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email